December 2011
131 posts
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radiobread2:
things i want in life:
to lose weight
to get a social life
to be in a relationship
what i do about it:
eat lots of food
sit inside alone on computer
sleep
ocean life
nich0licious-mara:
expectation:
reality:
WAT THE.
I love these two!!
Amy: I was sitting in a restaurant with Penny and Bernadette drinking water. Carbonated as it was a special occasion. Penny's friend Zack stopped by and said 'hello' and I said 'whoo'.
Sheldon: Whoo?
Amy: Zack.
Sheldon: Then why did you ask?
Amy: Ask what?
Sheldon: Who?
Amy: Zack.
Sheldon: Alright, lets start over. What did you say when Zack walked in?
Amy: 'Whoo'.
Sheldon: Zack.
Amy: Why do you keep saying Zack?
Sheldon: Because you keep saying who?
Amy: I'm not saying whoo now, I said 'whoo' last night.
Sheldon: And the answer is Zack, correct?
Amy: There was no question, I simply said 'whoo'.
Sheldon: Alright I think I have enough to go on.
I love these two
northstarbound:
Sheldon: Thanks for letting me stay here, while Leonard skypes with his girlfriend.
Penny: Oh it’s no problem. It’s actually kind of nice, you reading, me reading. We’re like an old married couple.
Sheldon: If we were an old married couple. The wife would serve iced tea and snicker doodles.
Penny: I don’t have iced tea and snicker doodles.
Sheldon: A good wife would go to the...
Everyone is complaining about this new woman who...
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